Random joke from this category
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "... I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
What did you learn in school today?
→ Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
- Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
- Teacher: Good work!
- Fred: And here are my ten answers!
- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
- Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
- Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
- Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
- Mother: Let me see your report son.
- Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!
- Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language?
- Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
