Random joke from this category
"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet," said one of the students.
"So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?
- Pupil: One big haystack!
- Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?
- Son: They're under water
- Father: What do you mean?
- Son: Below "C" level!
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.
One night Grady heard a noise under his bed.
Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?"
"No," said the burglar.
"That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"
A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not Agnate?'
'No, it's velvet!'
"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?"
- My motto is let bygones be bygones.
- That's good. Why did you choose that?
- Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
→ With a tire gauge.
- Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?
- Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.
- Why were you late?
- Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
- You mean you need to sleep at home too!
