Random joke from this category
Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie.
'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara.
'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.
- Mother: Does your teacher like you?
- Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!
- Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please?
- Pupil: There it is
- Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia?
- Pupil: Fred did!
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
- Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?
- Pupil: Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days!
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
→ On their feet!
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?
→ Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
→ Because the class was so dim!
"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.
"'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ."
"Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots."
"Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?
→ The deputy head!
