School — most viewed jokes

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

- Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?

- Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
→ The food!

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
→ To get a bit of light relief.

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

- Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?

- Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

- Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?

- Pupil: A fight!

- Teacher: Were you copying his sums?

- Pupil: No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right!

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

- Teacher: What are the Great Plains?

- Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!