Random joke from this category
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
An ideal homework excuse
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
- Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
- Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
- Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
- Class: Hooray!
- Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
- Teacher: How much is half of 8?
- Pupil: Up and down or across?
- Teacher: What do you mean?
- Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor, but just couldn't stand the sight of money.
- The brain is a wonderful thing
- Why do you say that?
- Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
- Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
- Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
- Father: I hear you skipped school to play football
- Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
