School — most viewed jokes

- What time do you get up in the morning?

- About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

- Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?

- Fred: None!

- Fred (surprised): Why not?

- Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

- Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone?

- Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!

What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!

What was Camelot famous for?
→ It's knight life!