School — most viewed jokes

- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

- Pupil: I get up early!

- Teacher: What is a comet?

- Pupil: A star with a tail

- Teacher: Can you name one?

- Pupil: Lassie!

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
→ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?
→ A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of

- Pupil: Life imprisonment!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
→ Because there were so many knights!

- Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?

- Pupil: Me!

- Teacher: Billy, please don't whistle while studying.

- Billy: Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling!

- Mother: How was your first day at school?

- Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!