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Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
→ His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
→ If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
→ A dead girlfriend.

What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
→ Unite the Republican Party.

What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
→ "Good morning, Bill."

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
→ Yogurt has culture.

When will there be a woman in the White House?
→ When Hillary leaves town.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.

Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
→ So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'
When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.'
The second boy said 'I want a truck.'
And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?'
The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'