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Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
→ It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says:
"If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous!
And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it couldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
→ Highway 55.

What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.