Political Jokes — most viewed jokes

What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
→ A noose.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
→ They were dating the same girl in high school.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
→ Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
→ They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
→ Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
→ To study economics.

What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
→ Absolutely nothing.

When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
→ When he married outside of his family.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
→ To keep his ankles warm.