Political Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?
→ Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
→ He's got his jogging suit on.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
→ They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
→ The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
→ Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
→ Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
→ Because he filed as head of the household.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.