Random joke from this category
How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
→ He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.
What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
→ "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!"
Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
→ If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
→ Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?
→ Chelsea Clinton
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question:
"Will I be acquitted?"
What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
→ The Dodgers.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
→ About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
→ So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
