Political Jokes — most viewed jokes

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.

What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
→ If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
→ There is White-out on the screen.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
→ They were both dating the same girl in high school.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
→ He's afraid of the draft.

What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
→ He turned into Hillary!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
→ To promote off-shore drilling.

- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House.

- Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.