Political Jokes — most viewed jokes

What does Clinton do to lose weight?
→ Runs away from the draft.

What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
→ They all make a living by lying to people.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ They've been having turkey for years.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
→ I did not have textual relations with that woman.

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.