Clinton's Quickie

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton:

- Are you ready to order?

Clinton replies:

- Yes, I'd like a quickie.

- A quickie?!? - the waitress replies.

- Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.

I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu.
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says:

- It's pronounced Quiche.