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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!

- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?

- Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
→ I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all?
→ A going-away party.

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out?
→ Through the doorway - there were no doors remember!

- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?

- No!

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?

As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
→ One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

- Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?

- Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?

- Driver: I was just going for a little spin.