Police Jokes — most viewed jokes

What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
→ Robbery with violets!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
→ So he could break out.

- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

- Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.

- Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.

What stars go to jail?
→ Shooting stars.

What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.