Random joke from this category
- Teacher: What's this a picture of?
- Class: Don't know, Miss.
- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.
- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?
- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"
The little girl stayed silent.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"
Again, the little girl was silent.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"
"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks his father, "Dad, what's that thing hanging down?"
"That's the elephant's trunk," replies his father.
"No, I mean at the other end."
"Oh, that's the elephant's penis."
"That's funny," mused the little boy, "Last time we were here, Mum told me it was nothing."
"Well," said the smiling father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman."
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aardvark
- Aardvark who?
- Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!
- Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer!
- How did he do that?
- I dropped it on his head.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.
- Knock Knock...
- Who's There?
- Boo...
- Boo Who?
- Stop crying it's just a joke!
