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The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and 18.

At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

What do snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.

Where do snowmen go to dance?
→ Snowballs!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Begonia

- Begonia who?

- Begonia bother me!

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it.

The man calls out, "Let me get that for you," and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell.

"Thanks, mister," says the kid. "Now let's run!"

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
→ Icebergers!

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80."
"It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.
The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.'
'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?'
'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.