Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bones

- Bones who?

- Bones upon a time...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bertha

- Bertha who?

- Bertha-day greetings!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beck

- Beck who?

- Beckfast of champions!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
→ I'm wringing wet.

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

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Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

"Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!"

"Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin.

"How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"

James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced. After the divorce was granted, that same day, as they stood facing each other for what could be the last time, James asked Beverly if she would mind him asking one last question. "Not at all, go right ahead," she replied.

"Well, their is one thing that has always bother me. We have five kids with brown hair but youngest one, little Jimmy, has blonde hair. So, please tell me, whose kid is Jimmy?"

"I just can't tell you, James. The answer would hurt you too much."

"I'll be fine. Now that we're divorced, finding out whoever Jimmy came from can't hurt me too much."

"Well, if it's that important to you...

Jimmy is your child."

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.