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Knock Knock Bellows
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bellows
- Bellows who?
- Bellows me some money can I have it please!
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Bell That Doesn't Ring
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
→ A dumbbell.
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Long Ears Worn On Your Head
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
→ An Easter bunnet!
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Monster Deodorant
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.
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Knock Knock Castor
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Castor
- Castor who?
- Castorblanca!
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Knock Knock Bless
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bless
- Bless who?
- I didn't sneeze!
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Knock Knock Aramis
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aramis
- Aramis who?
- Aramis'tery!
Great Truths About Life
Great truths about life:
- Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
- There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
- Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
- The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires.
- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
- The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
- If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
- Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
- You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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Skipping School
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.
She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast.
"No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!"
"You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds.
"No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky."
"You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns.
"Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks.
The mother is about to lose her patience.
"Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"
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Laid-Back Greeting
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.