Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?
→ Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chris

- Chris who?

- Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chest

- Chest who?

- Chest-nuts for sale!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bowl

- Bowl who?

- Bowl me over!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bond

- Bond who?

- Bond to succeed!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baloney

- Baloney who?

- Baloney chase you if you're a matador!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y. The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.

After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and asked, "When do we start getting smaller?"

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted...

"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."