Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aitch!

- Aitch who?

- Bless You!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

- How did you do in your tests?

- I did what George Washington did!

- What was that?

- Went down in history!

- What's an orgasm, mom?

- I don't know, dear...ask your father.

Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cliff

- Cliff who?

- Cliff hanger!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ben Hur

- Ben Hur who?

- Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athens!

- Athens who?

- Athens I love you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atlas!

- Atlas?

- Atlas it's the weekend!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atomic!

- Atomic who?

- Atomic ache!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Axl!

- Axl who?

- Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anita!

- Anita who?

- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
→ Miami mice!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!