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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cassie

- Cassie who?

- Cassie the forest for the trees!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Annabel

- Annabel who?

- Annabel would be useful on this door!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aitch!

- Aitch who?

- Bless You!

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son," he said. "I'm still paying for it."

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't." "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!" "No way!" "Yes, WAY!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I'm your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno," Eve answered. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "DID so!" "DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aries!

- Aries who?

- Aries a reason why I talk this way!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arizona!

- Arizona who?

- Arizona room for one of us in this town!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anka!

- Anka who?

- Anka the ship!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankansas!

- Ankansas who?

- Ankansas though any piece of wood!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amory!

- Amory who?

- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Claude

- Claude who?

- Claudework Orange!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Biafra

- Biafra who?

- Biafra'id, be very afraid!