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- FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?

- SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Where do space monsters live?
→ In far distant terror-tory.

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
→ Because it comes out in conversation

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Carrie

- Carrie who?

- Carrie me home, I'm tired!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aleta!

- Aleta who?

- Aleta from the tax man!

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel?
→ It had running rot and mould in every room.

And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.

Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.

Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks out and exclaims - "Hah!, they got nerve...they sent "ME" to the doctor for sucking my thumb!"

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
→ Missile toe.

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?"
"Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"