Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bridget

- Bridget who?

- London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brendan

- Brendan who?

- Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Argo

- Argo who?

- Argo down the shops!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alpaca!

- Alpaca who?

- Alpaca picnic lunch!

- Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

- Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?
→ The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

Why do little boys whine?
→ Because they're practicing to be men.