Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster?

- Girl: Really? What kind of fur?

- Boy: As fur away as possible!

How do you address a monster?
→ Very politely.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brigham

- Brigham who?

- Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ammonia

- Ammonia who?

- Ammonia a poor little sparrow!

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
→ Because the top said, "Twist to open."

What dog can tell the time?
→ A watch dog!

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

'You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.

'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Charles

- Charles who?

- Charles your luck on the lottery!