Random joke from this category
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aladdin!
- Aladdin who?
- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alba!
- Alba who?
- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alexia!
- Alexia who?
- Alexia again to open this door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfalfa!
- Alfalfa who?
- Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfie!
- Alfie who?
- Alfie terrible if you leave!
What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.
Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Benin
- Benin who?
- Benin hell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bashful
- Bashful who?
- I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Abyssinia!
- Abyssinia who?
- Abyssinia when I get back!
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.
He replies: "Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up."
The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight.
Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen.
When the teacher asks what happened, he says: "Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked: "did you come?" and mom answered "Yeah, I came" and I said "where were you?""
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abbott!
- Abbott who?
- Abbott time you answered the door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ahmed!
- Ahmed who?
- Ahmedeus Motzart!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alaska!
- Alaska who?
- Alaska my friend the question then!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who!
- Alfred of the dark!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alma!
- Alma who?
- Alma not going to tell you!
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
→ The one with the biggest head.
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
