Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Burton

- Burton who?

- Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bette

- Bette who?

- Bette of roses!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Belinda

- Belinda who?

- Belinda church steeple!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alan!

- Alan who?

- Alan a good cause!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adder!

- Adder who?

- Adder you get in here?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anna!

- Anna who?

- Anna one, anna two...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anna!

- Anna who?

- Anna going to tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anne Boleyn!

- Anne Boleyn who?

- Anne Boleyn alley!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amin!

- Amin who?

- Amin thing to do!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ammonia!

- Ammonia who?

- Ammonia little kid!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
→ Grandma monster

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

- Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.

- Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.