Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blair

- Blair who?

- Blair play!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arnie

- Arnie who?

- Arnie having fun?

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amber!

- Amber who?

- Amber-sting to come in!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agnes!

- Agnes who?

- Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?
→ A bald eagle!

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

- What does your Dad sell?

- Salt.

- Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.

- Shake.

How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's