Vampire Broken Heart
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
→ He had loved in vein.
Random joke from this category
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
→ He had loved in vein.
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?
→ A monster in a traffic jam.
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Colin
- Colin who?
- Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chopin
- Chopin who?
- Chopin the supermarket!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Carlene
- Carlene who?
- Carlene against that wall?
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Belle
- Belle who?
- Belle-t up and open this door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Balanchine
- Balachine who?
- Balachine act!