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Monster On His Back
Why did the monster lie on his back?
→ To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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Knock Knock Candice
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Candice
- Candice who?
- Candice get any better!
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Knock Knock Caitlin
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Caitlin
- Caitlin who?
- Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!
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Knock Knock Cain
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cain
- Cain who?
- Cain you tell!
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Knock Knock Buffer
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buffer
- Buffer who?
- Buffer you can say Jack Robinson!
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Knock Knock Bolzano
- Knock Knock
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- Bolzano
- Bolzano who?
- Bolzano the door!
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Conjurer's Eggs
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
- There! - he said proudly.
- I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?
- Oh yes, she can - said the boy.
- She keeps ducks.
The Wish
There was this boy that lived with his mother.
One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying:
- I NEED A MAN. Then he went to bed.
The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying:
- I NEED A MAN.
On the third night the woman had a man in bed with her when the son looked in.
Right away the boy went to his room and stood in front of the mirror rubbing hiself and saying....:
- I NEED A BIKE..........
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Dead Seagull
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.
- Mommy, what happened to him? - the little boy asked.
- He died and went to heaven - she replied.
The child thought for a moment and said:
- And God threw him back down?
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Quiet in Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had enough:
- You're not supposed to talk out loud in church.
- Why? Who's going to stop me? - Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said:
- See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers!