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Why do mice need oiling?
→ Because they squeak!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cronkite

- Cronkite who?

- Cronkite evidence!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cole

- Cole who?

- Cole as a cucumber!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chair

- Chair who?

- Chair you go again, asking more questions!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cassette

- Cassette who?

- Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brent

- Brent who?

- Brent out of shape!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bossy

- Bossy who?

- Bossy just fired me!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Boise

- Boise who?

- Boise ivy!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- B-4

- B-4 who?

- B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agatha!

- Agatha who?

- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?