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Knock Knock Crewcut
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Crewcut
- Crewcut who?
- Crewcut and I'm the only one left!
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Knock Knock Beppe
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Beppe
- Beppe who?
- Beppe Le Pew!
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Knock Knock Anthem
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anthem
- Anthem who?
- You Anthem devil you!
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Aladdin Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aladdin!
- Aladdin who?
- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
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Camper With One Friend
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.
- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.
- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.
- And I hate her.
Boat Questions
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father:
- How does this boat float?
The father replied:
- Don't rightly know son.
A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked:
- How do fish breath underwater?
Once again the father replied:
- Don't rightly know son.
A little later the boy asked his father:
- Why is the sky blue?
Again, the father repied:
- Don't rightly know son.
Finally, the boy asked his father:
- Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?
The father replied:
- Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'.
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Short Legged Dog
- Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short!
- Clerk: Too short? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
First Driving Lesson
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.
As they got in the car, the father said:
- Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap.
Where Babies Come From
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
- Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
- Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
- Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
- Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
- Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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Angry Astronaut
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
→ He blasts off!