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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brazil

- Brazil who?

- Brazil support a girls chest!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baby Owl

- Baby Owl who?

- Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alceste!

- Alceste who?

- Alceste to meet him later!

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.

- How did your trunk get so neat? - she asked her messy daughter.

- It was easy - said Julie.

- I just never unpacked!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping:

- Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

- God Almighty! - shouted Mary, and the teacher said:

- Very good, and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary:

- Who is our Lord and Savior, but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again.

- Jesus Christ! - shouted Mary, and the teacher said:

- Very good, and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question:

- What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted:

- If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
→ If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

- Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.

- Igor: But what's it for?

- Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cyril

- Cyril who?

- Cyril thing - no imitations here!