Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Barbara

- Barbara who?

- Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athena

- Athena who?

- Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- April

- April who?

- April might make you feel better!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amsterdam

- Amsterdam who?

- Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agent!

- Agent who?

- Agentle breeze!

How does a vampire clean his house?
→ With a victim cleaner.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
→ Ghouldfinger.

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said:

- God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.

To which the child responded:

- Well, then is God Michael Jackson?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!

What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!