Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
→ He wanted to sing higher!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
→ Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
→ To see if blondes have more fun.

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.

- I've lost five cents - sobbed Johnny.

- Don't worry - said his dad kindly.

- Here's five more for you.

At this Johnny howled louder than ever.

- Now what is it? - asked his dad.

- I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cymbals

- Cymbals who?

- Cymbals have horns and others don't!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Candace

- Candace who?

- Candace with love!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bronte

- Bronte who?

- Bronte of the blow!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Becker

- Becker who?

- Becker the devil you know!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Balloon

- Balloon who?

- Balloon velvet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ann

- Ann who?

- Ann-onymous!