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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
→ He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cicero

- Cicero who?

- Cicero the boat ashore!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Artichoke

- Artichoke who?

- Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alma!

- Alma who?

- Alma-nack!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alice!

- Alice who?

- Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot.

- What are you hunting for? - asked an older hunter.

- I don't know. I ain't seen it yet - said the boy.

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out:

- Order! Order!

In a flash someone shouted out:

- Hamburger, coke and fries!

What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!

A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a passing car right in front of the little boy. The grandfather buried the kitten behind the barn, and the grandmother distracted the boy by giving him cookies and milk. While the little boy was eating, the following conversation took place.

- Grandma, what happened to the kitten?

- It was killed by a car. The kitten is dead.

- Where does a kitten go when it dies?

- God takes the kitten to heaven.

The little boy took another bite of cookie and then said:

- But, Grandma, what does God want with a dead kitten?

Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired:

- What ever possessed you to study Russian?

The couple said proudly:

- We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him!