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There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says: "Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her.

"Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."

The next day he walked in on her again, & asked her again & she says it was her washcloth. Well, this time when he walked out she shaved it off because she got tired of him asking.

So the next day when he walked in on her, he asks: "Mommy what happened to your washcloth?"

"Uh, Mommy lost it." So the little boy walked out.

The next day he walked in on his mom & says: "Hey Mommy, the maid found your washcloth & she is washing Daddy's face with it!"

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

- Momma, look what I found - the boy called out.

- What have you got there, dear? - his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered:

- I think it's Adam's suit!

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, Mother of Six, in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts across the room at the top of his voice:

- Shall we go home Mother of six?

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back:

- Anytime you're ready, Father of Four.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
→ Five after one.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
→ You get a tizzy signal!

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.

Why was the broom late?
→ It over swept!

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
→ They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
→ Because people kept toasting him!

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
→ Where's Pop Corn?