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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

- What are you doing? - his mother asked.

- The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken - the Boy explained, so I'm looking for the seal!

What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
→ The ghoulscorer.

- Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.

- Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
→ He became an ex-Ray.

MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chile

- Chile who?

- Chile out tonight!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bud

- Bud who?

- Budweiser, the King of Beers!