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Yellow And Buzzing
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.
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Not An Apple
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.
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Fastest Cake
What's the fastest cake in the world?
→ Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days.
The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.
The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"
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Hula Hamburger
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
→ Sure, order a burger and a shake!
Cat's Birthday Treat
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!
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Coffee Versus Women
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:
- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.
- You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.
- Coffee never runs out.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
- When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
- Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
- Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.
- White men can take black coffee home to their parents.
- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream on it.
- You can always heat up coffee.
- Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.
- If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
- Two words; INSTANT COFFEE !
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Tastes Like Butter
What bird tastes just like butter?
→ A stork!
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Cincinnati Reds
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!
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Left-Handed Pitchers
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
→ They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!