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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you!'
The first one replied, 'why should I? They can watch out for themselves.'

What would you call two bananas?
→ A pair of slippers.

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles................

Are you ready for this? :)............

The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
→ She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
→ You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
→ Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

- Dad, do you like baked apples?

- Yes son, why?

- The orchard's on fire.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
→ Because they can't get their head in the jar.