Random joke from this category
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming bowl of chili.
The waitress comes up and asks the trucker what he'll have and he looks at that chili and says, "Lady, I am starving to die, here, that chili looks good, I'll have that."
The waitress goes off and comes back with the trucker's steamy bowl of chili that he promptly gulps down. Not satisfied yet, he looks over at the biker who is still staring at his chili. The trucker tells him, "hey, I'm still kind of hungry, if you're not gonna eat that, may I?" and the biker slides the bowl of chili toward the trucker.
Well, the trucker takes his time with this bowl. He gets about half way down and there's this big greasy dog turd in the bowl. The trucker proceeds to barf everything back into the bowl and the biker says, "yep, that's as far as I got, too!"
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.
Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
→ They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
→ It can look round.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
How do you make an apple turnover?
→ Push it down hill.
