Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

- Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

- Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

- Look at who they have to serve.

- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

- Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.
"Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward.
"No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."

- Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table!

- It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune!

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
→ Keeps everyone away.

- And how did you find your steak sir?

- Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

- Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.