Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.

- What bait are you using?

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
→ The waiter.

- I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.

- That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

- Waiter, please close the window.

- Why, is there a draft?

- Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

- Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there!

- Can you make a pig shake?

- Tell him the wolf is coming.

- Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?

- Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
→ Slippers!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

- Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!