Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Waiter, what is this stuff?

- That's bean salad sir.

- I know what it's been, but what is it now?

- That crust on the apple pie was too tough.

- That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream!

- Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?
→ They throw out all the "W"s.

- Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.

- Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
→ It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

- Waiter, are there snails on the menu?

- Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager!

- It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

- Why don't you eat here, waiter?

- Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.