Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
→ Great food but no atmosphere.

- Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!

- Has the computer stopped working?

- No, but there's a lot of crackling.

How did the dairy queen get pregnant?
→ The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

- Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

What do you call a pickled aardvark?
→ A jarredvark!

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.

The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

- Why doesn't your menu list prices?

- We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

- I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.

- They are. She couldn't cook either.

- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!

- No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one!

- Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

- We can dream, can't we?