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What's a cat's second favorite food?
→ Spa-catti!

At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.
"Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."

Why do dentists like potatoes?
→ Because they are so filling.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them!

How do you make a milkshake?
→ Give a cow a pogo stick.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?
→ On the range.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?
→ Mercy!

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!

- Teacher: Why are you the only child in the classroom today?

- Pupil: Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday!