Eroding Dental Plate

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

The dentist examines him and says:

- that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?

The man replies:

- all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.

- Well, - says the dentist, - that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.

- Why chrome? - asks the patient. To which the dentist replies:

- It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!