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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

Conduct During the Holiday Season...

Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged.

Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden. (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)

Rental cars are not to be used to go "over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house."

Endlessly singing "Frosty, the Snowman" under your breath at the mall will result in "no presents" this year.

All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25, 2001.

Laced Eggnog will not be secreted in Pepsi cans.

Letting Grampa play "Santa" in long underwear dyed red is discouraged.

Several children are still in therapy as a result of last year's "incident" when Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter Cottontail made an unexpected "appearance."

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
→ They lived hoppily ever after!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
→ A merry dairy!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
→ His lucky people's foot!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs

What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
→ One to three for breaking and entering.